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The New Rachael Jones! Branson Wedding Magic! Congrats little sister!

admin — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 06:57:43 +0000

I haven’t posted here in a while, but I want to get back in the habit!
My baby sister just got married! Congratulations Rachael. She took off in a helicopter at the end.

Here are the snapshots I was able to steal!

Love you Rachael! Have fun in the future!

“What’s Noel Been Up to?” or “NoveltyHaus is Coming!”

admin — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:56:59 +0000

I’ve been busy putting together a physical store to house the operations of NoveltyButtons.com, ChibiGojiToys.com, and NoveltyHaus.com. This will be a retail destination as well as an intake office for orders. For more info please check out NoveltyHaus.com

The current, abridged Noel Conrad view on life, the Universe and everything is as follows:

admin — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 20:47:53 +0000

There is one actual real timeline of events occurring as time progresses in relation to space, regardless of any single or collective view. This timeline is simultaneously effected and not effected by its own relative quantum position in space/time.

As events occur in time/space, the complexity of the entirety of the system of reality is magnified.

The idea of understanding all of the complexity of the system can be related to an individual’s ability to know, for example, what a specific woman living in Houston, Texas was doing at 5:03pm by herself, inside her home in 1963, and similarly what she knew of your actions in the present. In other words, not only is there no way to know this information at this time, but the context within which to even frame the question in currently unknown at any given time.

As time progresses, the system’s situation changes and the activities of active bodies within the system effect the course of their respective course of existence.

ChibiGojiToys.com Amazing Godzilla, Ultraman, Gamera Toys!

admin — Sat, 11 Dec 2010 03:04:24 +0000

Click here to jump to the ChibiGojiToys.com toy store!

I’ve been working with my cool mom building her website. She’s been selling Godzilla Toys to kids across America for many many years now. I’ve been helping by taking photos and shipping.

Chris X on Reptilian Records and Music by the CityPaper

admin — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 04:40:08 +0000

I took this photo of Chris Xavier which was used for the City Paper article 11/2010.

Click to read the article on citypaper.com.

D.R.I. with Deep Sleep, Hjertestop, Triac, Radical Discharge and Women at Sonar 11-14-10

admin — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 05:45:31 +0000

Dirty Rotten Imbeciles with Deep Sleep, Hjertestop, Triac, Radical, Discharge, and Women at Sonar, Baltimore 11-14-10. Poster design by Noel Danger, comissioned by Adam Savage for Sonar. May be screen printed? We shall see.

The Zeros, Fishnet Stalkers and Sick Weapons at the Golden West Cafe in Hampden on October 30th 2010

admin — Sat, 02 Oct 2010 23:18:24 +0000

This poster was commission by Adam Savage for The Zeros, Fishnet Stalkers and Sick Weapons at the Golden West Cafe in Hampden on October 30th 2010. This design by Noel Danger. I believe Adam will be creating digital 11×17 posters.

Gestapo Khazi, Multicult and Bad Biology at Golden West 8-31-10

admin — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 05:07:30 +0000

Gestapo Khazi, Multicult and Bad Biology at Golden West 8-31-10. Commissioned by Dana at unregisterednurse.com. Art by Noel Danger! “Threw this one together in haste! Hope you like it!”

Rest in peace, sweet Gambit, we miss you so much.

admin — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 17:38:44 +0000

Our dear sweet friend Gambit passed away this past week. Gambit was a beautiful Kakariki from New Zealand. He was a good buddy and had a great sense of humor. He seemed so happy and content with his life at our new home in Hampden, we hope he enjoyed a little bit of heaven living here over the last two months. Gambi was very important to me, he’s been in our family for more than half of my life. Beautiful Gambit died at about 15 years old.

I love him and I miss him so much. I just want to hear him chirp and watch him dance. Goodbye old friend!

Start small, save the world. Pay people to learn.

admin — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 16:18:42 +0000

Here’s an idea for a Baltimore City nonprofit org for you to start: Write a proposal get some grants and donations, rent a decent space, set up a room full of computers running some simple web based software. Organize some 1st – 6th grade teachers to volunteer. Open to the public. Pay people by check to solve simple math and reading problems. $0.25 for a correct answer, $0.10 for an incorrect answer, up to $15 a day. Each person will set up a unique login to track progress. Volunteers will tutor people as they go. Offer free wifi and sell healthy snacks.